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“What does a ‘Chief Eschatology Officer’ do?”

“We plan how to maximize shareholder value during and after the end of the world”

“The end of the world caused by your company’s own actions?”

“Pretty much, yeh”

“Didn’t CEO used to stand for something different?”

“Not really”

#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot

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I'm honestly a little disturbed that someone just tried to argue with me that the DOJ shouldn't be bothering with Alabama, since they turn red every election.

1. That's not the point of the DOJ - they're there to protect the interests of all Americans, not the Americans who vote blue.

2. States like Alabama routinely turn red because of voter suppression.

3. Ditching Alabama is directly harming all of the vulnerable people in the state. Like, come on.

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“…when speed cameras are doing the ticketing, the proportion of tickets issued to Black and white drivers aligns closely with their respective share of roadway users. With human enforcement, in contrast, police officers stop Black drivers at a rate that far outstrips their presence on the road.”

Police stop more Black drivers...

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@realTuckFrumper It's just a way to launder money to the Grifter-in-chief

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"Kathleen Siminyu, a natural language processing researcher at the Distributed AI Research Institute, said that while pursuing her undergraduate studies in mathematics and computer science, “I had lecturers who would say things in class like, ‘We can’t have a group for a technical project that just consists of the girls, because who is going to write the code? Girls are for writing documentation.’"
newafricanmagazine.com/30540/

@realTuckFrumper This just a way to launder money to Trump. under the guise of buying some worthless thing.

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The federal constitution, as well as the constitutions of 16 states, never fully abolished slavery.

This allows prisons to force incarcerated people to work jobs they have little to no say in for as little as pennies an hour. boltsmag.org/california-amendm

@coreyspowell Maybe 'the universe' is just a slime mold on a bigger scale.

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I am sure that Jim Jordan will be launching an investigation into Elon Musk's suppression of this leak about someone close to a presidential campaign this close to an election. Right? Or did that only apply to the Hunter Biden laptop?

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kck47heocs5bu6wfspyoidun/post/3l53cbuejrg22

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Kamala Harris released a detailed, 82-page policy paper yesterday (link below) that outlines exactly how she plans to lower costs and create an opportunity economy.

The media won’t cover this, so it would be great if you could share!!
#HarrisWalz2024
kamalaharris.com/wp-content/up

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Eric Adams got free "gifts" of luxury commercial flights and fancy hotel stays, totaling in the six figures -- and he just got indicted by the Feds.

Clarence Thomas got free "gifts" of PRIVATE JET and YACHT trips, totaling over $4,000,000 -- and NOTHING is happening to him.

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TL;DR: A new FTC report reveals extensive commercial surveillance practices by major tech companies, indicating a significant invasion of consumer privacy. The findings call for urgent legislative action to address the lack of safeguards against data exploitation in the online advertising industry. eff.org/deeplinks/2024/09/ftc- #law #tech #legaltech ⚖️ 🤖 #autosum

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When you build vehicles with remote functionality, you get security and privacy problems like this. For the love of God, please stop building cars with the ability to lock/unlock, stop/start the engine from an app or a website.

wired.com/story/kia-web-vulner

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