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Presumably on the affected Blue Cross Blue Shield forms there will be a choice:

1) Patient is willing to pay for anesthesia that exceeds specified time periods for surgery
2) Patient is willing to have anesthesia terminated during surgery that exceeds specified time periods, and certifies willingness to instead scream in agony.

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In today's Orwellian "Newspeak," the Department of Government Efficiency is
a) Not a department
b) Not trying to improve the efficiency of government, but instead cripple it.

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Insurance Company CEOs in meetings right now:

CEO: what should we do to prevent me from being shot next?

Employee: Stop denying so many claims.

Employee: Lower premiums.

Employee: Treat our clients like human beings.

CEO: Bodyguards it is.

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News: AWS announces $1 billion cloud credit for AI startups

Experienced AWS IT person: That's equivalent to 3 whole days of usage for inexperienced devs who leave overprovisioned resources up and running, causing higher monthly AWS bills.

Amazon workers: Reading this from the warehouses where they get 2 candies as a bonus for months of overtime work and a bottle to pee in.

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people say we need to bring back the guillotine but I say we need to bring back the trebuchet. far more entertaining.

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Musk didn’t invent Tesla, he bought it
Musk didn’t invent SpaceX, he bought it
Musk didn’t invent Starlink, he bought it
Musk didn’t invent “X,” he bought it
Musk didn’t invent Trump, he bought him

- Nazir Afzal

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I’m reading the book referenced here, “Defying Hitler,” an autobiography by pseudonymous Sebastian Haffner about his experiences as a child in Germany in WWI through the rise of the Nazis, focusing on 1933. It articulates many of my feelings about modern USA. I hear the dehumanizing and violent rhetoric, otherization, and lawful reversal of rights. I see the complacency and mass mindset. Read it! Be prepared for your character tests. Wow.

From: @xankarn
mastodon.online/@xankarn/11103

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"Of the more than 75,000 gunfire alerts the city’s #ShotSpotter system has generated since 2015, the New York City Police Department was only able to confirm that 16.57 percent of them were actual gunfire, as opposed to fireworks, construction, or other loud sounds" gizmodo.com/the-nypds-fancy-gu

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"Of the more than 75,000 gunfire alerts the city’s #ShotSpotter system has generated since 2015, the New York City Police Department was only able to confirm that 16.57 percent of them were actual gunfire, as opposed to fireworks, construction, or other loud sounds" gizmodo.com/the-nypds-fancy-gu

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Any talk of pardoning Trump is sad, at best. You cannot lead by example when the people you hope will follow are without any honor or decency. There is nothing to appeal to--no sense of "I could be better" or even "I was forgiven so I kind of owe..." Trumpists, esp. their leader, are utterly greedy and will take whatever they can get, not only without the hint of a scruple, they'll likely gleefully kick you in the teeth for your kindness.

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“Healthcare provider” is such a bullshit euphemism. Health insurance companies aren’t the providers of care; they’re the obstacles, the parasitic middle-men leeching off the system to the point of widespread breakdown. Brian Thompson’s company didn’t provide shit except returns to investors.

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"The action proposed by the #CFPB is aimed, Chopra says, at stopping #databrokers from “enabling scammers, stalkers and spies undermining our personal safety and America's national security.” wired.com/story/cfpb-fcra-data

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Default (noun): Initial configuration settings of a system or application designed to take advantage of users' ignorance and/or confusion regarding the operations of the system or application, to benefit the provider of the system or application -- often implemented in manners that are relatively hidden and difficult for users to change.

H: There was the curious behavior of Biden and the Democrats after the election.
W: But Biden and the Democrats did nothing after the election.
H: That is what was curious.

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In a secret chamber buried deep within Earth's outer core, a gigantic robot named Unix is counting to 2.15 billion. There he has sat undisturbed since January 1, 1970. Unix is up to 1.7 billion. He's very tired, but he must count. One day, 14 years from now, he will have counted to the highest number imaginable. Boiling water will no longer make steam. The moon will emit a Glow That Is Not Light. Out of volcanoes, the winged beasts will emerge. And Unix will finally know what it is to rest

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"The artificial intelligence community has prioritized verisimilitude at the expense of veracity. They didn’t have to do that; it was a choice, perhaps influenced by Alan Turing’s idea that an intelligent machine should be able to impersonate a human."

The result: "an endless supply of plausible bullshit"

@gleick in @nybooks

nybooks.com/online/2024/11/23/

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